FIRST AND FOREMOST: Thank you for being here! It is my greatest honor to use my ability to create comedy from even the darkest situations, to share a little light through my work. Here you'll find comedic works as well as random ramblings from my mind that may sometimes lean a little more serious and introspective, as well as random curiosities of which I can't currently conceive but I know will come.

As a paid subscriber, you'll receive:

• Early access to RIFF sets before they go to Punchup.live/jms (and eventually YouTube)
• Early access to all blog posts (most will end up on Substack, as well, but some will be exclusive to this site!)
• DM Access to JMS
• PLUS discounts, exclusive merch, random fun ADHD things that at the time I will think I'm going to do regularly but will probably only do sporadically for a bit, other random perks to come, I'm sure and at the higher level - Postcards from the road, priority response access in DMs,
• Most importantly, you'll be helping a comedian whose work you enjoy maintain her ability to keep creating silliness and spreading it around the globe. This career is a roller coaster both emotionally and financially, so this helps me fill in the gaps when my tour schedule slows down and I'm incubating new opportunities that are not immediately paying any bills (but will soon, hopefully!)
  
  

EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me wish a VERY VERY Happy birthday to Gold Member, Krissie!!!

She's an awesome lady and we actually got connected through Stasia Patwell's School of Thot workout program, and she's got a crazy sense of humor like the rest of us idiots so she's along for the ride!!

Krissie - May your day be filled with all the relaxing luxuries your twisted Taurus heart can handle!! Here's to another year of silly spookiness and lots of laughs from a fellow Disney stan!!

Sending you good health and happiness vibes because that's all my insurance covers 😂