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20% discount on all merch
LIVESTREAM: Quarterly invite to private livestream hang with JMS
Annual Christmas Card from JMS (beginning 2026)
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SUBMISSIONS WELCOME! This tier and up can give suggestions for podcast topics, guests, Idiots in the news! and any other ideas you have for JMS!
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Postcards from the road
Annual Christmas Card from JMS (beginning 2026)
SPECIAL BDAY GIFT FROM JMS!
FREE SUBSCRIPTION TO MY SUBSTACK
FREE Pair of tickets to see me for you and a guest (redeemable once a year, can be given to a friend as a gift if I'm not in your city)
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AND you will get an extra surprise gift during the holiday season! So DOUBLE the fun of GOLD MEMBERSHIP! Plus you can tell people you're a patron of the arts and that you support this incredible, unique performance artist they should check out. It's a fun way to blend it with the pretentious people in higher society (probably, I don't know, they stopped calling me after I wrote "Who farted?" in steam on the fish tank at the last gala)

QUARTERLY MYSTERY BOX - A la my mom's care packages she would send me sporadically from overseas